BAI TUSKS
Opening scene: New random bad guy mixing up a potion and/or poisoning a weapon or someone.
Bad guy: maniacal laughter
Cut to the castle
Arthur: Merlin, do this, do that, blah blah blah *awkward sexual tension*
Merlin: Whatever you dick *more awkward sexual tension*
Morgan: Arthur pay attention to me. I have a vagina.
Gwen: Merlin pay attention to me. I have a vagina.
Arthur & Merlin: *stare lovingly into each others eyes* Did you hear something?
Cue mysterious bad guy entering camelot.
Uther: Arthur, you must now fight in this tournament/slay this creature/win this battle
Arthur: But father, it is impossible
Uther: Just do it
Gratuitous shot of Arthur swinging his sword with his shirt off.
Merlin: I have to help him
Gaius: Don't do magic Merlin
Merlin: OK
Mysterious bad guy comes to the forefront
Cue epic battle sequence complete with lame cgi
Merlin: Oh shit, Arthur is going down *MAGIC HAPPENS*
Arthur: YAY I DID IT
Merlin: Yeah you did champ, high five!
*more awkward sexual tension*
Uther: Sorry for trying to kill you again son.
Gaius: Merlin you did good.
Dragon: I'm in every episode pointlessly.
FIN
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