Yet again another piktar

Inspired/co-created with the same friend who thought up bear daleks. Fuck River Song.

By Frizz.

Every episode of merlin ever

BAI TUSKS

Opening scene: New random bad guy mixing up a potion and/or poisoning a weapon or someone.

Bad guy: maniacal laughter

Cut to the castle

Arthur: Merlin, do this, do that, blah blah blah *awkward sexual tension*

Merlin: Whatever you dick *more awkward sexual tension*

Morgan: Arthur pay attention to me. I have a vagina.

Gwen: Merlin pay attention to me. I have a vagina.

Arthur & Merlin: *stare lovingly into each others eyes* Did you hear something?

Cue mysterious bad guy entering camelot.

Uther: Arthur, you must now fight in this tournament/slay this creature/win this battle

Arthur: But father, it is impossible

Uther: Just do it

Gratuitous shot of Arthur swinging his sword with his shirt off.

Merlin: I have to help him

Gaius: Don't do magic Merlin

Merlin: OK

Mysterious bad guy comes to the forefront

Cue epic battle sequence complete with lame cgi

Merlin: Oh shit, Arthur is going down *MAGIC HAPPENS*

Arthur: YAY I DID IT

Merlin: Yeah you did champ, high five!

*more awkward sexual tension*

Uther: Sorry for trying to kill you again son.

Gaius: Merlin you did good.

Dragon: I'm in every episode pointlessly.

FIN

The most fearsome companion of the Doctor

Frizz here. This came out of a conversation when a friend and I were trying to explain the daleks to someone who has never seen the show before. Assistant to the Doctor, the BEAR DALEK is a sight to behold.

First Post FTW

WOOOOO PWND.

Yeah that's right, I pwnd my own blog, deal with it.

What's up, what's up, this be frizz.

I'm kind of in a fragile state right now but I feel like I should write something here to get the ball rolling. So here's a picture of a dinosaur.

He is not amused.